Pink Rant!!

Oh dear it is starting already! I just got off the phone from the Motorman and Doc. It's always a blast to hear from them of course, and it is never without a laugh or 10. It's about the PINK FLO!!! What's with the Pink??? It's for Breast Cancer MOTORMAN!! You know making a statement...lol
He tells me if another box of pink shit arrives at the door its going straight to the garbage. Apparently my pink gear is... well lets just say... is from Pakistan, where it belongs!! omg.. He asked me if I hadn't learned from the last time.. when I had to ship shit home. This stuff looks pretty stiff and the way he described it beyond belief. I wish I could remember all the things he said so you too could have just a good laugh.... It went something like this...
"headlines will read"....Canadian woman comes to Florida disguised as an AlQuida sleeper cell and blows up a motor officer. Her PINK leather jacket was disguised as a suicide bomber belt. The Canadian woman then placed the motor officer's torso on the back of her motorcycle and headed home to Canada.
The pink boots are cool but doesn't sound like I am going to have a comfortable ride in any of it... Jesus, Flo, wouldn't a pink scarf and helmet have done it??? You should have the boots broken in by the time you reach Canada!!
3 shirts Flo...2 jeans, 3 sets of undies... Did ya know they have washing machines where ever ya stop!!
Love it when the Palladinos rant, it is always so hilarious!!! I think I will go buy Motorman something pink today!